it seemed strange. she doesn't seem the slightest bit embarassed as she tries to push this little (or, judging from the look on her face, not so little) human being out into the world.
the senior midwife, who looks 107 years old, gave her a smile that told her: if you think you're hurting now, wait ten minutes and then you'll really know what agony is.
son of a bitch, epidural wasn't popular back then. they used soap water as a lubricant. extremely medieval.
acting as the bump's translator, she started to make the strangest sound anyone have ever heard. the sound contains elements of a whimper, a howl and even a full-on scream.
her whole face was a caricature of pain.
you want kids to practise safe sex? take a picture of this lady, slap it on a poster above the strap line: PREGNANCY REALLY SCREWS YOU UP. the number of teenage mothers would be slashed overnight.
HAHA.
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and the lady i was referring to in the entry above is my mum. equipped with her excellent acting skills, her labour room story was a comedy.
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tag replies:
''' fique: teen angst? yeah. heh.
''' ifa: we're damn good in our own ways la can? although we have to depend on makeup like most of the fucken time. haha!
''' filziee: see ourselves wholely eh? we'll probably go HOLY SHIT when that time comes. =]
''' azzie: we shud do more of the eyeforguy sessions u noe! ur sister's a big retard but im cool with it since she and i look more like twins than cousins. haha! and im like one stress fuck right now with all the schoolwork and driving. it tires me out. my social life has been cut off by 75%! HELP!
''' ni: true. we've talked about it and we did come to a conclusion. voila! we're bloody good la.
''' sara: iamsam pe??!!! HAHA! assume and accuse are the main highlights of blog wars darling. it was fun doing all those things. i've grown to be bitchier i suppose. i learnt from the best - YOU! nyahaha... sayang kau!