i chanced upon an article today morning. it's believed that a hamster can produce more sperms than an average male human being. i mean, like seriously? why would anyone write an article on that?
you know what? i've never used the phrase "chanced upon" in my entire life. well not my entire life - 15 freaking years to be exact, considering that i started writing at the age of 4. now that i have, it sounds pretty weird.
speaking of writing, at the tender age of 4, i was already helping with my siblings' homework. you see, they were already in their teens when i came out. being the freak sister i am (and still is), i had to find a place to show my talent. trust me, i used a myriad of colours because i still remember vividly my eldest sister had a whole collection of nice coloured pens. her 3 page essay fell victim in my hands. whilst my late brother found it entertaining, he didn't know that i had already showcased my talent on his room wall. and his textbook. his favourite physics textbook.
guess who banged the door in my face? the sister. she found out that i threw out one side of her earrings out of the window. talk about teenage angst.
i went to my maid and cried because the brother wasn't even angry with me. come to think of it, i was quite a loser back then. HAHAHA.
ok the end.